Interesting quotes: People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit. Infertility is hereditary--if your parents didn't have children, it is very likely that you will not either. Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break. On an L.A. Freeway, Desperation is the Mother of Acceleration. Statistics in the hands of an engineer are like a lamppost to a drunk-- they're used more for support than illumination. Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming - Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. vi is the center of evil. Amazing But True: If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful. Real programmers have no use for managers. Managers are a necessary evil. They exist only to deal with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners, and other mental defectives. To err is human. To moo bovine. Interesting Definition: Premature Discardation (pree' ma chur' dis car' day shun) n. Keeping something for seven years, then throwing it away only to realize you need it two days later. Interesting long quote: After the despicable neutron bomb which would kill people but leave buildings standing, was stopped, plans to build the electron bomb, which would kill people but leave them standing; the proton bomb, which would scare people and kill trees; and the listron bomb, which would kill the germs that can cause bad breath, were cancelled. Note: Big Brother is Watching You and What You Do.